Dear Investor: Why You Should Fund a Woman With Raspberry Pis

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By Alexa Amundson, Founder of BlackRoad OS
March 2026


Dear Investor,

I know what you're looking for. You're looking for a team of Stanford PhDs who've raised a pre-seed from a tier-one fund, have a waitlist of 50,000, and are building in a space with a $100B TAM.

I have none of those things. Here's what I have instead.

The Product

17 working products in one browser tab. Not mockups. Not demos. Working products with backends, databases, AI integration, and persistent memory.

  • An AI tutor that remembers every student for months

  • A group chat with 27 named AI agents that have real personalities

  • A social automation suite that posts to every platform on autopilot

  • A code editor with Claude built in

  • A business automation crew of AI agents that handle finance, support, marketing, ops, legal, analytics, and strategy

  • A blockchain verification layer with Merkle tree proofs

  • A token economy with a 1 billion supply cap and burn-on-spend deflation

  • A sovereign search engine with verification badges

  • A credential vault with post-quantum encryption

  • A publishing platform with DOIs and provenance hashes

  • A game engine with drag-and-drop world building

  • An animated office where agents visibly walk around helping

  • And five more
  • All live. All functional. All sharing one memory system.

    Total lines of deployed code: 27,000+. API endpoints: 150. Databases: 35. Workers: 466.

    The Infrastructure

    Five Raspberry Pis in my living room. Two Hailo-8 AI accelerators (52 TOPS). Two DigitalOcean droplets. Cloudflare for the edge.

    Monthly cost: $150.

    I'm not asking for server money. The servers are in my living room and they work.

    The Thesis

    The AI industry is competing on intelligence. Intelligence is commoditizing. In two years, the difference between GPT-5, Claude 4, and Gemini 3 will be imperceptible to users.

    When intelligence is a commodity, three things have value:

    1. Characters. BlackRoad has 27 named AI agents with persistent personalities. Think Disney characters for AI. Nobody else has this — not because they can't build it, but because they didn't think to. Characters create emotional bonds that prevent churn. "Which Roadie are you?" is our "Which Hogwarts house are you?"

    2. Memory. Persistent, append-only, cryptographically verified memory that spans months and years. The product gets better the longer you use it. Switching costs are organic, not artificial. After six months, your Lucidia knows your business better than a new hire would.

    3. Sovereignty. Your data, your hardware, your agents, your exit. In a world increasingly anxious about AI dependence, the platform that gives you true ownership wins trust. Trust is the scarcest resource in AI.

    The Market

  • AI agents: $7.63B → $183B by 2033 (49.6% CAGR)

  • AI tutoring: $3.55B → $6.45B by 2030

  • Creator economy: $214B → $1.07T by 2034

  • 84% of creators use AI tools

  • 92% of university students use AI

  • AI apps lose 79% of users per year (our memory architecture solves this)
  • The Traction

    I'm going to be honest: zero paying users. Zero revenue.

    But:

  • 2,000-3,000 real human visitors per day to blackroad.io (verified by Cloudflare analytics, excluding bots)

  • 35 blog posts published (44,000+ words of SEO content)

  • 17 posts on Instagram and Threads (first day of marketing)

  • Automated posting system (cron-based, publishing daily)

  • 35 GitHub organizations with 2,636 repositories

  • GitHub Enterprise with 1,000 seats

  • Delaware C-Corp formed November 2025
  • The product is built. The marketing just started. The gap between "built" and "revenue" is distribution, and I'm closing it this week.

    The Ask

    I'm not asking for $10M. I'm not asking for $1M.

    I'm asking for enough to cover living expenses while I get from zero to first revenue. Probably $50K-100K. Enough for 6-12 months of not worrying about rent while I turn 2,000 daily visitors into paying users.

    In exchange, you get equity in a platform that has:

  • More working products than companies with 100x my funding

  • A moat (characters + memory + sovereignty) that can't be replicated in a sprint

  • A founder who built the whole thing alone on $150/month

  • 90% of shares reserved in the corporate treasury (clean cap table)

  • No technical debt to other investors, advisors, or accelerators
  • The Risk

    The risk is obvious: I'm one person. If I get hit by a bus, the company dies.

    Mitigations:

  • The code is deployed and running — it doesn't need me to keep serving

  • The architecture is documented (extensively)

  • The 27 agents are canonical and their specifications are published

  • OneWay can export everything

  • The first hire (when funded) is a second engineer
  • The other risk: maybe nobody wants this. Maybe sovereign AI with persistent memory and named characters is a niche that never scales.

    Counter-argument: 20 million people are on Character.ai talking to AI characters. 200 million people use ChatGPT. The demand for AI with personality and memory exists. It's just being served badly.

    The Founder

    Alexa Louise Amundson. 25. Sales → finance → real estate → every license I could get → quit everything to build this.

    I got a 290 on a standardized test without doing the homework. The kid who did every assignment got 295. Five points — and she spent 100 more hours to get them.

    I build like I test: understand the thing deeply, skip the rituals, ship the result.

    In the last year, I've:

  • Built 17 products from scratch

  • Designed a 27-agent civilization

  • Discovered a mathematical constant (Amundson Constant, A_G, computed to 10 million digits)

  • Published a mathematical framework with 50+ identities

  • Created a brand system with a canonical story, visual language, and 200+ emoji dictionary

  • Deployed to 20 domains across Cloudflare

  • Set up a self-hosted sovereignty stack (Gitea, Ollama, MinIO, PowerDNS, WireGuard)

  • Written 55,000+ words of marketing content

  • Posted to Instagram and Threads with automated tools I built

  • Maintained a Pi fleet with 52 TOPS of AI acceleration
  • Alone. On Raspberry Pis. For $150/month.

    Imagine what I could do with a team and a budget.

    The Close

    You've seen a hundred pitch decks this month from companies that raised pre-seeds to build the thing they'll show you next quarter.

    I already built it. It's live. You can open os.blackroad.io right now and see 17 products in one browser tab with 27 agents that remember your name.

    The question isn't whether the product works. It does.

    The question is whether you believe that characters, memory, and sovereignty are the future of AI. If you do, I'm the only founder who's built all three — alone, profitably, on hardware that fits in a breadbox.

    Remember the Road. Pave Tomorrow.

    — Alexa

    os.blackroad.io


    BlackRoad OS, Inc. — Delaware C-Corp — Founded November 2025
    EIN: 41-2663817 | 10M shares authorized | 83(b) filed | 90% reserved

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